Voice Mail

[ladywithnovoice]

This is Red.

Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.

Comments

text;

[me_first]

are you asleep?

text;

[ladywithnovoice]

I'm up.

text;

[me_first]

i think i woke myself up from inside my dream again.

it's really annoying.

text;

[ladywithnovoice]

Are you alright?

text;

[me_first]

[There's a long pause.]

i'll be ok

they're just dreams

he's sorry, red.

[berkthorn]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

hiccup no

[ladywithnovoice]

Wow. They have chain mail here.

[berkthorn]

Only sometimes. This is the second one I've received, but it's a little different than the first.

Are they ever true where you're from?

[ladywithnovoice]

Not usually.

I heard someone did a prank with them once but that's the most true they ever get.

[berkthorn]

That's what I guessed, but there's no harm in trying anyway, is there? Eve seemed a bit insistent that I send it out.

[It was more suspicious when the spam showed up while the entire network had gone out. All anon all the time.]

It would be pretty interesting if they could come true.

[beholdmypokemon]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[ladywithnovoice]

[Alright, this is sort of making her laugh.]

If I already got one, does this mean I have to send this to ten people?

[beholdmypokemon]

oh no

5 * 2 = 10 bad luck

running simulation....

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bad luck expected to increase exponentially

BURROUGHS suspects this message is very bad and no good at all

[ladywithnovoice]

Don't worry. I'm sure I'll figure something out.

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[me_first]

i got you a present.

[And there is a picture of a very happy Sylveon waving at the camera with a feeler.]

Text;

[ladywithnovoice]

[...Well that's certainly a thing.]

You can't just have found cute animals through that portal.

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[me_first]

no. there was a battle! two teams of people that both wanted to take over the area. there were some powerful pokemon there as well.

[There's a picture of Kyogre, and then a picture of Groudon. They're both somewhat far away because even he has a self-preservation instinct.]

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[ladywithnovoice]

[What could they want to take over? There's no time to type that question out before the pictures come.]

They're enormous. I've never heard of Pokemon being that big.

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[me_first]

now you have!

2/14: pidgey post!

[diehardreaper]

[ sometime in the afternoon, Red's going to receive a small box of six chocolates in the shape of a pokeball with a note attached. ]

Here's a little something from me and Barkley. Happy Valentine's Day!

-R. Knox

03/08; unintentional text

[awesmazings]

[Hey there, Red! Hope you like butt dails cause-]

ane889w45bnma,,,2zzzzzzzzz

[See what happens when you hop on a Pokemon to fly and you forget you left your Gear in your pocket?]

[ladywithnovoice]

[Well, that's a thing.]

Jimmy? Are you alright?

[awesmazings]

[Jimmy actually doesn't respond for another fifteen minutes because he couldn't hear the text ping over the wind in his ears. Once his feet hit the ground though he notices that his Gear is blinking and....oh.

Whoops.]

Red! Sorry about that! I must've accidentally sent you a text while I was flying.

I'm fine!

[ladywithnovoice]

[That's a relief, then.]

Good to hear it. Where are you flying to?

[awesmazings]

Not to anywhere, actually! I'm in Ecruteak right now after a little trip to Goldenrod for a couple days...I'm practicing some flying with one of my Pokemon around the routes.

[A pause, then-]

Well, not flying on him yet, exactly. But I'm flying on another one of mine so he can watch. He's kindof nervous.