ladywithnovoice | Voice Mail

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This is Red.

Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.

Only sometimes. This is the second one I've received, but it's a little different than the first.

Are they ever true where you're from?

Not usually.

I heard someone did a prank with them once but that's the most true they ever get.

That's what I guessed, but there's no harm in trying anyway, is there? Eve seemed a bit insistent that I send it out.

[It was more suspicious when the spam showed up while the entire network had gone out. All anon all the time.]

It would be pretty interesting if they could come true.

I think we'd have a lot of bees on our hands if that were the case.

Not for everyone. I'd get a rare pokemon.

What counts as rare here anyway?

That depends. There are pokemon you can come across enough but not many trainers have them. Shellos is that way, I think. Things like Shuckle can be found if you look enough in the right places, but I don't know if people just haven't looked or if they decided they didn't want them. Then you've got the pokemon you could never come across in the wild, but thanks to breeders it's pretty easy to get an egg, like Eevee or the fossil pokemon. Or you can have any pokemon and it will be considered rarer if it has a different coloration than usual.

Pokemon that I can say for sure are rare on all accounts are the legendaries. They only show up for certain conditions and as far as I know have never been caught.

I've heard them mentioned a little while here. Have you ever seen one?

No, but one time I almost turned into one thanks to a mutant flu.

...I'm not sure if any further context would really help explain that.

A long time ago a lot of us got sick. I started sneezing snow and grew weird ice horns, but it affected everyone differently.

It shouldn't happen again, though.