ladywithnovoice | Voice Mail

[...Well that's certainly a thing.]

You can't just have found cute animals through that portal.

no. there was a battle! two teams of people that both wanted to take over the area. there were some powerful pokemon there as well.

[There's a picture of Kyogre, and then a picture of Groudon. They're both somewhat far away because even he has a self-preservation instinct.]

[What could they want to take over? There's no time to type that question out before the pictures come.]

They're enormous. I've never heard of Pokemon being that big.

now you have!

Cute.

But you were alright?

i was quite safe! much of the second day of battling i simply acted more as support. there are people with much more powerful pokemon who were eager to jump into the fray.

[He took notes.]

That's good to hear...

So where did your new friend come from? The pink one.

[Have a picture of Arceus in the background, and some scattered Sylveon in the foreground.]

God, apparently. the llama thing, not the Sylveon obviously!

[...She leaves you alone for five minutes and you find God, Royce. Is this how Grant feels?]

How do you know it's God?

miraculous healing of the landscape. protecting everyone from the two pokemon pictured earlier. apparently he was the one who called and brought us to the battlefield as well.

at least that's what i've heard people say. i've only seen the healing of the landscape myself.

Wow. Have you talked to him?

no. i don't plan on it.

Really? You're not curious?

i am! but i would prefer not to speak to deities.

[There's a pause.]

Is this an atheist thing?

no.

maybe.

[It's a shame you're not around, Royce, because she is making such an eyeroll.]

You can go talk to the llama god and still be an atheist as much as it applied to Cloudbank.

i really don't have anything to say to it and i don't really have much to ask it. this place defies all logic anyway.

[It hurts his scientist brain, Red. 8( ]

Not even how we got here?

I don't know if it has anything to do with it.

That's why you'd ask. I mean, if anything would know, it'd be a God, right?

i guess.

[This gives him a headache.]

[jfc royce]

Give the Pokegear to it and I'll ask, then.

i'm not going to give a llama a pokegear

Give the llama the pokegear.

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