Voice Mail

[ladywithnovoice]

This is Red.

Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.

Comments

text;

[me_first]

are you asleep?

he's sorry, red.

[berkthorn]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[beholdmypokemon]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

Text;

[me_first]

i got you a present.

[And there is a picture of a very happy Sylveon waving at the camera with a feeler.]

2/14: pidgey post!

[diehardreaper]

[ sometime in the afternoon, Red's going to receive a small box of six chocolates in the shape of a pokeball with a note attached. ]

Here's a little something from me and Barkley. Happy Valentine's Day!

-R. Knox

03/08; unintentional text

[awesmazings]

[Hey there, Red! Hope you like butt dails cause-]

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[See what happens when you hop on a Pokemon to fly and you forget you left your Gear in your pocket?]