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[ladywithnovoice]

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[beholdmypokemon]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[ladywithnovoice]

[Alright, this is sort of making her laugh.]

If I already got one, does this mean I have to send this to ten people?

[beholdmypokemon]

oh no

5 * 2 = 10 bad luck

running simulation....

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bad luck expected to increase exponentially

BURROUGHS suspects this message is very bad and no good at all

[ladywithnovoice]

Don't worry. I'm sure I'll figure something out.