ladywithnovoice: (sassybird - bluetenantsmith) (Passive mediator is your role in)
Red ([personal profile] ladywithnovoice) wrote2014-08-07 05:35 pm

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Who wants to teach a lady how to fistfight?

[She probably shouldn't be texting and riding a giant firedog at the same time, but hey, Crash knows what she's doing.]

I'd gotten used to running around, it feels strange not to keep in shape like that anymore. It seems like a good skill to learn, besides.
foolishwren: (I set your car on fire.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-11 05:25 am (UTC)(link)









yes siree it sure is a good strategy ANY OTHER QUESTIONS??
foolishwren: or live long enough to see yourself become the problematic fave (you either die a cinnamon roll)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-12 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
try not to hit bony bits if you can help it

not that you can't hurt em but it's probably more likely to hurt YOU
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (UGHGHGHGH)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i've busted my knuckles on enough things to have learned that the hard way... busted hands SUCK man
foolishwren: [muffled mariachi music in the distance] (Only I can do this.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-12 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on what you busted them on

and how hard you did it


but i've got some scars on my knuckles that still aren't gone after three years
foolishwren: i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass (ill kick your ass. ill kick ANYONES ass)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
yeah

or at least practice before you do

like, a lot

i dont know much about karate but those people train for like years to do that thing where they split karate blocks