ladywithnovoice: (dontletmxgo) (I have only been in this city 3 nights)
Red ([personal profile] ladywithnovoice) wrote2014-07-07 03:45 pm

Function (1) - Text/Action for Route 29

[Eventually, after punching Royce and a couple one sided conversations and getting the hang of battling before anything else, Red finally discovers her own 'Gear has a text function. She actually types a lot... It's just that none of it really goes through, every line deleted. There's so much to say, she doesn't even know where to start.]

[Well... Royce is on information gathering duty, as much as he hates talking with people, so she finally decides to go with something more mundane.]


I don't know who voted for all the rain, but I don't suppose anyone wants to let a lady borrow an umbrella? [A pause before she adds-] Or a pack of cigarettes.

[And because she can't help herself...]

As for these Pokemon, are there any kind that can sing? Or any more dogs. I wouldn't mind another if I could figure out where to find one.

[For anyone in New Bark or on the route itself, they'll be able to see Red along it along with an Electrike that's constantly chasing Pokemon out of the tall grass. They're both actually rather quiet, but she's quick to look up when she realizes there's someone else nearby. Well... Someone besides Royce, who's nearby as wel and who she's also keeping an eye on.]
berkthorn: (quick how's my hair)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-07-11 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
YES
THAT IS HOW
EVE FEELS

OH !
EVE THINKS
SHE WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH !
CAN EVE
INVITE DADDY TO LISTEN
TOO ?
berkthorn: (and this is crazy)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-07-11 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
RAH RAH !
EVE CAN NOT WAIT !

EVE WILL SEE IF
DADDY
CAN COME LISTEN
AND MEET HER NEW FRIEND


[Someone just remembered that internet safety is a thing.]

EVE THINKS
HE WILL LIKE YOU
AND HEARING SOMEONE ELSE
HUM
berkthorn: (a whole new world)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-07-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
DADDY'S BAD SIDE
IS HIS LEFT
SO
STAY TO THE RIGHT !


[And after that warning, Eve will be zipping around to try and get Hiccup's attention. It might be a bit of a wait, but Red will eventually get a differently-styled text from the same number as that little girl.

...He just has to stop erroring out every time he sees himself referred to as Eve's father.]


Hello, this is Hiccup. Listening to you would be nice, I think, if you really don't mind.

It doesn't hurt you, does it?
berkthorn: (it's not like i killed anyone)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-07-18 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. That's good.

I mean, as good as that situation can be I guess.


[Hiccup, just stop talking.]
berkthorn: (i'm not saying it was aliens)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-02 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's probably best to move on from that topic.]

I am, y

YES !
YES YES YES
VERY MUCH SO
berkthorn: (i didn't even start anything on fire)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-02 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hiccup sits back to listen, and even Eve calms her excitable sparking for the duration of the song. When it ends, though, the peace is broken as the two scramble to get to the 'gear first. Against all odds, it's Hiccup that wins -- and his text takes damage for it.]

tghat wasf beautiful. If you ask me, that's more than enough for a duet, if you really wanted to try with a pokemon. Can't think of anyone that would argue, either.
berkthorn: commissioned! please don't take! (+ eve)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-02 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OOH !
WHAT ARE
THE LYRICS ?
EVE THINKS
SHE WANTS TO KNOW !


But you don't have to tell her if you don't want.
berkthorn: (i'm not saying it was aliens)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-02 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nice.

[Both the words themselves and the feeling they'd go with in real life -- he can think of a few people he feels that way about, and his turning to think about them is why his text is so brief.]

BUT
EVE IS
CONFUSED
HOW
CAN A PAPER BOAT
FLOAT ?
CAN YOU WRITE
ON A STAR ?
berkthorn: commissioned! please don't take! (+ eve)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-02 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
OH !
EVE THINKS
SHE UNDERSTANDS

EVE HAS NEVER
MADE ONE
EVE IS NOT
ALLOWED BY WATER !
BOATS ARE FOR WATER
ALSO
DADDY
DOES NOT LIKE IT
WHEN
HIS PAPERS GET WET
AND EVE
CAN NOT FOLD

THAT IS
A LOT OF REASONS !
berkthorn: commissioned! please don't take! (+ eve)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-02 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
OH !
YES YES YES !
EVE THINKS
SHE WOULD LIKE THAT

WHERE IS
RED
THESE DAYS ?


[what do you mean that makes no sense when you've just met]
berkthorn: commissioned! please don't take! (+ eve)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-02 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
OH !
DADDY WAS
JUST THERE
TWO WEEKS AGO !

THEN HE
CAME BACK
AND GOT ME AGAIN

EVE THINKS
SHE HAS NEVER BEEN
TO NEW BARK TOWN
OR
NEW BERK TOWN
HEE HEE
berkthorn: commissioned! please don't take! (+ eve)

[personal profile] berkthorn 2014-08-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
WE
WENT TO
CIANWOOD CITY
FOR THE BOOM !
BANG !
KAPOW !
CRAAAASH !

IT WAS LOUD AND PRETTY
LIKE LIGHTNING
HEE HEE
Edited (sure took me long enough to notice that one) 2014-08-04 02:49 (UTC)

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