one morning i woke up to my bro staggering into the hotel room looking like he'd just been mugged by a freaking bearbut actually he'd been ambushed by like five jigglypuffsthose fuckers don't kid around
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one morning i woke up to my bro staggering into the hotel room looking like he'd just been mugged by a freaking bear
but actually he'd been ambushed by like five jigglypuffs
those fuckers don't kid around